The outside of The Glenside reminds me of a cake gone wrong. So much brightness inside it though, on this autumn Monday night, a beaming TV screen showing a Premier League match, the place spic ‘n span; bar staff standing like soldiers, ready for an onslaught, ready to serve. Yet there is nobody. I was taught the phrase ‘a Carthusian silence’ when I was seven. At last, I get to use it.
A discarded newspaper contains another headline about the housing crisis. One cannot help but think of all the buildings we need to house the population, yet so many large buildings of our social institutions – pubs, churches, some sports clubs – are fully furnished, heated and lit at the flick of switches, yet stand virtually empty at least half the week.
One in four pubs open in 2005 had closed by 2024. Between 2019 and 2024, an average of 128 closed each year. An optimistic forecast is another 600 will close in the next decade. The ten litres of pure booze we drank (not in one night) in 2005 had reduced to seven by 2024. Bar sales in 2024 were roughly half those of 19 years earlier. Weekly Mass attendance by Catholics in Ireland meanwhile, has reportedly fallen from 80-90% in the 70s and 80s to 31%.
Yet many gurus of gospel or grog refuse to call time on themselves.
I pick a perch in the quiet alcove with three tables to the right of the main door. This is where I’ve always met my friend from the North. There’s some life in this alcove this evening, near the glass cabinets of whiskey in one corner and shelves of sage-looking books on the other. I refuse to pick up my phone nowadays when alone in pubs or restaurants. Look, listen, learn, my inner-writer insists. Three women are talking, an A4-sized notebook and a file on the table between them. One of them is confiding about ‘when I first realised he’d been lying to me all those years….. saying he was in the office when he was on the golf course’. I’m intrigued. The other two women are giving her financial advice on separating or divorcing. I feel like a child hiding in a confessional. They are self-absorbed. There isn’t a drop near any of them.
My friend arrives, down from Belfast, staying as he occasionally does in a nearby theological institute. On nights he’s down he meets me for a pint and anecdotes from his world of gospel and community. His world is a faraway land. That’s okay. Isn’t it good sometimes to lean in on that which challenges us, that might change our minds?
An hour later, a young couple in their twenties peer their head into our alcove. ‘Hi there,’ my friend says enthusiastically in his neat, Northern Protestant accent. I’ve never seen them before nor knew they were coming. Always strange when someone arrives, invited by one party unbeknownst to the other. For my friend, it’s all about community.
He’s from Meath and she from Wexford (I think). They’re finishing their training for the ministry, then heading to a tiny parish in the north-west, they expect, where there’ll be as many parishioners as there are patrons here tonight. I enjoy hearing about their dreams of a new life together. Their version of the Good News seems a little less alien. ‘What can I get you?’ I ask when my glass is drained. The couple look surprised, unsure but delighted at this little bounty in their presumably cash-strapped student world.
I meet my friend one Monday or Tuesday night most months over the winter. That second coming in October is followed by a third and fourth coming in subsequent months, someone new and unexpected to me each month. A man from a war-torn country, living in Ireland 12 years, sits with us one night. He laughs in immediate response to all my questions, however serious. A group of African men breeze over to offer to buy us a drink another night, insist on it, then breeze off to the other side of the pub to meet other future pastors.
Every Monday/Tuesday, there are more theologians than football fans here. This is where they come when lodging nearby. The pub feels very different to the one I’ve visited on Thursday nights, brimming with pre-weekend giddiness, or quiz nights, heaving as the quiz master shouted the questions above the din.
After several months, our arrangement ends. My friend leaves the North to take up a new job – also with church – in Rome. He and his fellow missionaries will continue to bring light and hope despite dwindling followers.
I don’t mind this confessional-feel. The little alcove feels like the perfect sanctuary to choose breakfast or lunch from The Glenside’s well-reviewed menu. Ideal for the bilateral ‘deep and meaningful’, or perhaps a solo pint and read of one of the red leather books peering down. On the last night meeting my friend I pick up one of the red books. Some are empty, some are merely children’s fables.
The Glenside’s staff will continue to offer sanctuary, I hope, despite the early-week numbers. Keep it open so it remains open to everyone. “In my Father’s house are many mansions.”
